The Golden Gate

In what some hailed as a breakthrough in a long-running diplomatic standoff, North Korean President Kim Jong-Il today agreed to give up his nation’s nuclear weapons program in exchange for the actress Angelina Jolie.

Under the terms of the deal, which calls for the transfer of Ms. Jolie to North Korea by summer of 2007, international arms inspectors would have the right to inspect sites in North Korea in exchange for granting President Kim the right to inspect Ms. Jolie.

The accord, which caught many in diplomatic circles by surprise, would unite Ms. Jolie, widely considered the sexiest woman alive, with President Kim, widely considered the craziest man alive, raising the specter that he may be planning to create a race of super-sexy, super-crazy people.

Go read the rest over at The Borowitz Report.