Another St. Patrick’s Day Victim Found [Satire]
Saw this in the Drudger Reporter today:
“St Patrick’s Day has claimed another victim: the world-renowned Hubris has not posted since March 17th. Insiders claim is it not due to his reported fascination with Patrick Swayze, and the recent depression stemming from maniacally watching Road House, but simply bad fish and chips. However lately, his corporate underlings have complained of him continually muttering “should’ve taken the Oscar” under his breath in meetings he is supposed to be facilitating. He is also reportedly growing a mullet. Developing…”
While it wasn’t a formal program when I was in school, I still aspire to be a Gentlemanly Ne’er-do-Well Layabout.
Oh, and I’ve been busy dodging the New World Order since my naive eyes were opened by the comments here.